Tired of trying to understand what "INGt p0wH u lGi P0Wh. MWHugGz" means? Well, with a little practice, you'll have no problems understanding -- or even writing -- the so-called "jologs speak" in no time!

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Visit The Jologs Translator (TJT) by guissmo, and you'll see what I mean! No job is too complicated for TJT, even the old Tagalog prose of Francisco Balagtas:

Cong pag saulang cong basahin sa isip
ang nangacaraang arao ng pag-ibig,
may mahahaguilap cayang tatititic
liban na cay Celiang namugad sa dibdib?
That becomes:
cOnG pg SuLnG coNg bsHin sa IsIp
ang ngCARaANg ARao Ng pG-IBIG,
My MHHGUILp cAyng tatItItic
liBN na cAy CelianG nmugd sa DibDIb, n0h?

Even better, Pat "akosipat" Ambrosio has built on guissmo's work, creating The Jologofy Bookmarklet (TJB)! What's a bookmarklet, you ask? Something you drag onto the bookmark bar of your browser. In the case of Jologofy, once you click on the "Jologofy" button, the entire webpage is translated! It works even on Techie, as the screenshot below illustrates:

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One more thing: On TJT, if you leave the "Normal" box blank when you click on Translate, random quotes appear on the "Jologs" box below. Now start the jologofication process, via the TJT or TJB, today! Oh, and if you're wondering why you should never use stickycaps or jologs speak for any writing whatsoever, see what my friend Maro has to say.

"If I Hd ure TIme, I woUlD hVe WriTtEN LESz -- mrK Twain"

 




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COMMENTS


  1. faiye: hahahahaha!!! jologify bookmarklet! that'd be fun to use to troll people. XD
    December 9, 2009 at 9:54 am

  2. A(version 1): what a waste of time & effort. we already have enough brain drain to clog our arteries and yet sh*t like this comes out. pity. tragic...
    December 15, 2009 at 11:03 am

  3. Pat: Wow, thank you for featuring me. :]

    Here's an updated link to the jologofy bookmarklet post: http://patambrosio.me/post/271954654/jologofy-bookmarklet

    April 22, 2010 at 8:11 am

  4. Mommy Techie: Thanks for the update, Pat. :)
    May 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm

  5. dynamite_dar: i hate jejemons & jologofy something lol
    May 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

  6. Mommy Techie: Hi, dynamite_dar! Love them or hate them, you gotta check this out: http://www.techie.com.ph/features/7-of-the-bestworst-jejemonrelated-things-on-the-web. :)
    May 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm

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