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20 techie Chuck Norris facts

Posted on: 03/19/10 by Elijah Mendoza

Chuck Norris holding an iPhone

We recently learned that martial arts expert and all-around good guy Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. In honor of his contributions to kick-assery, Asylum.com compiled 70 Chuck Norris facts and somehow avoided the wrath of the man himself.

As our own little tribute to the legendary actor, we put together a list of technology-related Chuck Norris facts Got some of your own? Post them in the comments section below!
  1. Chuck Norris can kill you with a Wii nunchuk
  2. Chuck Norris can make a sequel to Avatar using only a webcam
  3. Chuck Norris can take 18-megapixel photos using a one megapixel camera
  4. Chuck Norris once ate an iPod Touch and crapped out a Newton
  5. According to Chuck Norris, Windows ME was the best version of Windows ever made. Those who disagreed were never heard from again
  6. Chuck Norris can stream HD videos using a dial-up connection
  7. Chuck Norris uses Windows 8 on his Core i11 computer
  8. Sadly, there will never be a 3D Chuck Norris movie. His kicks would send audiences into a coma
  9. Chuck Norris once broke the Internet by Googling his own name
  10. Chuck Norris gets his bags from Digital Walker, Texas Ranger
  11. Chuck Norris is friends with everyone on Friendster
  12. The MacBook Air was the result of Chuck Norris accidentally sitting on a MacBook Pro
  13. Chuck Norris took that bite out of the Apple logo
  14. Chuck Norris once crashed Windows while crashing through a window
  15. Any time Chuck Norris stares at a gadget, the warranty is automatically voided
  16. Chuck Norris does not LOL. He kills
  17. Chuck Norris does not know the words "pinch" and "zoom". All he knows is "punch" and "doom"
  18. Regular keyboards can withstand up to 1 million keystrokes. Chuck Norris has never been able to type his first name successfully
  19. Chuck Norris' two favorite tech acronyms are RROD and BSOD
  20. Chuck Norris can send a roundhouse kick via email
 




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COMMENTS


  1. Joanna Tuazon Mendoza: Haha! Okay din No. 13!
    March 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm

  2. kesterbt: LOL! kwela
    March 20, 2010 at 10:56 pm

  3. edibreddi: Chuck Norris once squeezed over a thousand floppy disks with his bare hands. It is now known as the 8GB flash drive
    March 20, 2010 at 11:55 pm

  4. 458: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
    March 22, 2010 at 5:06 am

  5. bola: Chuck kicks *ss so hard..the *ss kicks itself before he does
    March 22, 2010 at 9:27 am

  6. Vladimir Caluya: Whahaha! I can't wait to share this at the office. We love Chuck Norris jokes and this is the best ones yet!... atleast for techies like us at DELL. Lol again!
    March 26, 2010 at 10:45 am

  7. emendoza: glad you liked them vlad
    March 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm

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